Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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