im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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