Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
They are going to name an STD after you.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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