is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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