Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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