honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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