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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know

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• (925): View more from California

  remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight

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• (909): View more from California

  flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (325): View more from Texas

  As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.

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• (914): View more from New York

  How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?

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