If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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