I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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