I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
