Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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