i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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