Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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