dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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