Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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