She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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