I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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