Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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