stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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