my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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