you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
