So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So many bounce houses so little time
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
