We won't sleep together?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
50% drunk capacity currently
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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