we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
BRING THE BAGELS
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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