why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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