Whod you bang
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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