called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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