I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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