This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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