Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Mom said you looked used
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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