At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
