he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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