Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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