WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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