Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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