no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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