oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He has the fingertips of a God
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