hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I take back everything I said about communal showers
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
you had me at cake vodka
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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