dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I think my moral compass just broke
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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