Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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