i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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