Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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