so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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