does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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