I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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