on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This is the high leading the old right now
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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