1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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