I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
