Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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