Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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