Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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