Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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