What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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