But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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