I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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