I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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