You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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